things that COME out of Brakken's mouth...

Well Madden has been struggling with his hands in his pants for a LONG time now.. and so today i told him to get his hands out of his pants.. Well he gave me this look like why?? well i responded with "if you keep touching it it's going to FALL OFF!! and you could go BLIND!!!" and Brakken responded REALLY fast i might add.. with "is that what happen to you mom???" and it took me awhile to pull myself together after a comment like that.. and i said.. "no Brakken girls don't get wee wee's".. and he replied with laughter and "YES huh!".... What a stinker!! and a fast thinker! must get it from his dad..

Another thing he said awhile ago.. was he was wondering why i didn't have the same privates has him, dad, and brother.. and i tell him that i have different parts than boys.. And he replied with "you broke yours off and now you don't have a wee wee.."

I tell my mom every time Brakken says things like that and she told me i need to write it down.. well i'm typing it.. and now i well see it forever!

I love you Brakken and all the CRAZY things that come out of your mouth! i hope that you keep up the wit. and you are AMAZING!